Some reading to digest

In light of recent posts by Elmo and personal experience, i am compelled again to make this posting of a few of "Life's 25 Toughest Questions" as published in the latest Reader's Digest.

1. Can a man and a woman ever be just friends?
A. For a short time perhaps. Making the friendship last requires that you find each other at least vaguely repulsive. Good luck!

2. How do you know when to end a friendship?
A. As soon as you get that sneaking suspicion that it never really began.

3. Why do we turn into our parents when we swore we wouldn't?
A. Because really, when all is said and done, we admire them.

4. Does money really buy happiness?
A. No. Because happiness isn't for sale. Many people get tripped up by this one, amassing wealth only to find themselves cycling into a bottomless pit of unsatisfiable yearning. Turns out, joy and misery are not that far apart when it comes to very big wads of cash...When it comes to happines, only people you love, and who love you, can bring it. If you have enough dough to buy yourself a luxurious yacht, but no real friends to sail with, you're sunk.